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Tweak says, "Pfft."

yagami_light (yagami_light) wrote,
@ 2008-05-28 19:58:00

((OOC: The convo between Light and L is not for those who are squeamish. Be aware of that before possibly reading it))

I went for a walk today to think.

I believe I am thinking more clearly now than ever before.

Well, Niflheim...Let's get this show on the road.

[Private, Nearly Unhackable]
I have no more regrets. I will not let this guilt I feel overcome my true objective, as there is no true reason to feel such guilt.

He deserved it. He deserved it all. I hate him and I always have.

I'm glad I've fucked him up, he'll be easier to defeat since he's not at his best. His thinking capacity has been lowered dramatically. He keeps thinking about trivial things such as tropical fish and prime numbers. The hate he feels towards me will also cloud his mind and make him easier to defeat. He doesn't care as much about his side winning as he does making sure I die.

We have to come up with plans. Plans to defeat those pussies once and for all. I will not stand with us losing. No matter how the people here feel about me, I will not let them kill me. I'm part of their team and I'm going to help and guide. We all want to win for whatever reason, so we shouldn't be held back by our own little squabbles in amongst each other.

Let's kill them.

Let's kill them all.

But L is mine. I will make sure of that.

I will make his last days here true hell.
[/Private, Nearly Unhackable]

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	luke_lawliet 2008-05-29 06:00 am UTC (link)
	[private to Light, nearly unhackable] [audio recording] That was the most sincere thing I've heard you say in a long time, Light. I welcome your words and their intent, just because I'm so used to lies from you... bring it on, Yagami Light. I can take anything you throw at me, and still keep from calling you "Kami." (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-29 06:05 am UTC (link)
	[Private to L, nearly unhackable] I will make you beg, L..You hear me? Or should I call you Luke from now on? I know you hate that. You will know me as 'Kami' at some point. You will not even be yourself when I'm done with you. You will be my devout follower. You will see Kira is justice. You will see I am justice. Just you wait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-05-29 06:08 am UTC (link)
	[private to Light, nearly unhackable] [audio recording] Here. I'll beg now. Please, please stop. This constant yammering of yours is making my head hurt all over again. Luke died years and years ago. A dead child takes no offense at names, Light. Kira. I'll wait, but I won't be holding my breath. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-29 06:10 am UTC (link)
	[Private to L, nearly unhackable] Good, I'd rather you not die from oxygen deprivation before I can take that breath away in my own ways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

luke_lawliet
2008-05-29 06:13 am UTC (link)

[private to Light, nearly unhackable]

[audio recording]

You couldn't kill me before, Light. What makes you think you'll be able to choose my time of death now?

I refer you to the novel Crime and Punishment, to the chapter in which Raskolnikoff is recollecting seeing a horse beaten to death by the drunk master who swears that it will gallop before it is through. If you don't understand, perhaps you should have paid more attention to Russian literature in school.

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	yagami_light 2008-05-29 06:18 am UTC (link)
	[Private to L, Nearly unhackable] Believe me, I'm ready this time. If I get a Death Note by then, though, imagine the possibilities of what I will think of to make you do beforehand? You'll be the beaten horse that gallops straight into my arms. And then I'll ruin your pretty little mane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-05-29 08:23 am UTC (link)
	[private to Light, nearly unhackable] [audio recording] laughter Ooh, kinky. Don't equate horses and... and that, Light. Even though I did first... it wasn't an invitation to carry the allegory further. Besides... you could have made a joke about a whip. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-29 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, but a whip is too merciful for you. I have much better things in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-29 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	[private to Light and L, nearly unhackable] [audio recording] What do you get when you combine a nitroglycerin with inert absorbants, Light? I'll give you a hint... It's orgasmic. Maybe even explosive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-29 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Then try it on yourself and I'll check up on you later. In the meantime, I will bake you some cookies. Would you like that? You'd love them, believe me. Some more of that poison you left here would be good, wouldn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-29 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	[private to Light and L, nearly unhackable] [audio recording] Maybe I'm trying it as we speak... You mustn't strain yourself, Light. I know that you dislike sweets... and that Niflheim might think you're even more of a tool if you do something nice like that for me. Why ruin the effort you're making to stand by your actions instead of woefully regretting them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-29 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	((OOC: He wasn't being nice with that statement..I'm not sure if you interpreted it that way, but he meant that he'd bake the poison into the cookies)) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-29 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	((lol, he's being sarcastic. Like, "Oh, that's SO nice, you're gonna poison me again". )) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-29 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	But I want everyone to know how much I LOVE you, Luke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 12:04 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] Stop being ridiculous. Everyone knows that you only ever loved one person. Most call him Light Yagami. I call him Kira. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 12:05 am UTC (link)
	MMM I bet sex with him would be good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 12:10 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] I think that precisely 97% of the sex you have is with Kira's hand... and that it constitutes all of the consensual sex you partake in. Was that a cheap shot? Or is that even in your vocabulary? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 12:19 am UTC (link)
	((OOC: Damn, that was good.)) Misa would say otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 12:24 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] I swear that I just heard the click of a scoreboard... do you concur? Misa would... sex with her was at least half consensual, yes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Sex with her was completely consensual, she begged me for it once, actually. The would is talking about how she would during life, L. This isn't life...at least not in that sense. She's not here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable]

luke_lawliet
2008-05-30 01:28 am UTC (link)

[audio recording]

Yes...I actually meant you, when I implied that it was only half consensual instead of completely. I don't know if your reluctance actually counts as consent... it was more like prostitution, in a way. You gave her sex, and she paid you by giving you something you wanted. Names in a notebook of death... ingenious, really, but a bit degrading.

My God... don't even start talking about Misa's corpse. Because that's what I'm thinking about... that's not what I want to imply. That's worse than the horse thing, Light!

I'm going to think about baseball until I can get this image out of my head... Take... me out to the balllgame....

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	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 01:33 am UTC (link)
	I did enjoy it a few times, at least. And then her grave was defiled by a stalker, and lord knows what he did to her dead body. At least, I imagine someone doing that. Seems logical, considering she was almost killed by one before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 01:36 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] TAKE... ME OUT WITH THE CROWWWD... BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRA-CKER JACKS, I DON'T CARE IF I NEVER GET BACK...! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 01:37 am UTC (link)
	AND HE HAD A BASEBALL BAT AND YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE DID WITH IT!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 01:39 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] .... It wasn't me. I was already dead. You can't accuse me of doing that, ~~even if I might have been driven to if I'd survived.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Hahaha! Dear god, that's funny. Would you like me to take you to that baseball game, Lukey-poo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 01:44 am UTC (link)
	[audio post] Some people actually try to drive thoughts of deviant behavior OUT of their minds, Light. Not nurture them and watch them grow and flourish colorfully across the landscape of their brains. I think that I'd rather go see a hockey game, now... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 01:45 am UTC (link)
	So you like them flat-chested with curvy sticks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 01:48 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] No... I actually like it if there's still some skin... pauses Fuck. You're talking about hockey, now. You're a real cunt-ear, you know that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Bahahaha! Well, from what you were saying before I don't seem to like anything that involves cunts, so why would I have a cunt ear? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 01:55 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] Because it's the second most disgusting thing I can think of. After you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 01:57 am UTC (link)
	So you're gay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 01:59 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] I just appreciate anatomical correctness. There are certain things that should never be on the side of a person's head. That's not your business... ~~dick-nose~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 02:01 am UTC (link)
	I believe it is my business since I had your dick pretty close to my nose before, and it seemed pretty aroused then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 02:03 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] You really have a problem putting things where they belong, it seems. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 02:05 am UTC (link)
	When it gets that reaction out of you, I see no reason to be so narrow-minded on just what to do during sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 02:10 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] I don't think that I'm closed-minded. Everyone has kinks... Or did, until you apparently hijacked them all and mashed them into a nightmarish composite. You're like the grinch that stole all the sexual fetishes of Whosville instead of Christmas, Light. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Sounds more fun than stealing Christmas. So, just what were your kinks before I ruined them, hm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 02:19 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] You probably have some idea by now... I won't explicitly state them, for fear that you will kill any pleasure I still might derive from them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 02:21 am UTC (link)
	I suppose I can leave some surprises. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 02:28 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] If you still can be surprised, you jaded tool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Hmm..I have experienced many things..I may not be surprised.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 02:46 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] I know. So I think it's better if the intrigue of mystery outstrips the disappointment of truth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] yagami_light 2008-05-30 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Well, then, I'll wait until we meet again, hm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Convo between Light and L, Nearly Unhackable] luke_lawliet 2008-05-30 03:19 am UTC (link)
	[audio recording] Regarding this fact, you really don't have much choice, Light. (Reply to this) (Parent)